I have two weeks to pass a drug test?

Question

OK so i stopped smoking for about two weeks then found out i wouldnt have to take the drug test for a while so i started again i smoked maybe twice a day for a week and a half, granted some of those days i didnt smoke but just to be safe lets assume i did..i'm 5 foot 7 inches i have 5.8 percent body fat and weigh 151 lbs and i have a cheetah like metabolism ill eat a big meal then be hungry again 45 minutes later and i work out like a mad man at least 5 times a week and run 2 miles everyday...do you think i can pass the drug test in 2 weeks its for the military and i know the best way to pass a drug test is to not do drugs but hey we all have our vices and ive vowed to be clean becuase the military is much more important to me than anything else

Answer 1

According to my ex-pot-smoking boyfriend, you should try drinking pickle juice (brine).

Normally, it takes 30 days for that stuff to disappear from your system (whether you drink gallons of water or not). Unfortunately, there will ALWAYS be evidence of it in your hair until you cut it. So just pray they don't take a hair sample. (Or you can just avoid the whole matter by shaving your head, grunt. lol ^^; )

Answer 2

Are you talking about marijuana or cigarettes or some other recreational poison? If it is marijuana as i assume i would drink tons of water till the time of test along with 1/4 jar of dill pickle juice every day as it is the vinegar that helps. I would go to the health food store tomorrow and ask for a whole body cleanser program, that is over in a week and that way you will not have that in your system as much by the time of testing. i am certain they will be able to tell if you use a product to hide use.If it comes back inconclusive they usually determine the person is guilty of use. You could call the military office from a payphone and ask them what is the normal protocol for their testing.I don't know if that would fly but you could get a better idea on how to prepare. Wow the military is great if you want to serve our country so eagerly but I can't understand why you continued to use if you knew there would be a chance giving a dirty test. Good Luck and stay off the smoke.

Answer 3

From what I have heard pickle juice, vinegar, etc doesn't work. My bf had the same delima recently, he went to our local headshop and found several different things you can take. He didn't have 2 weeks, and he is a big guy which means it would take more time for him. With you having a high metabolism 2 weeks may be enought time, but if you want to be on the safe side I would suggest a supplement. If it is going to be a surprise, you won't have much notice, there are supplements that detoxify your system, but they take 1-2 weeks. I know there is one of these supplements that they carry at GNC. If you will know in advance when the test will be there are things you drink that will mask the drugs in your system. The drinks only work for 5 hours or so. Good luck!

Answer 4

If you have two weeks, you still have time to clean out your system. You may pass it anyway, but if you want to be sure, you should complete a two-week detox program. THC (the chemical in Marijuana) is stored in fat, but I don't think it matters how much you weigh. Keep exercising, that will certainly help. I've included a site that reviews detox programs, if you're really worried (and you probably should worry, if the military is very important to you) they are worth the investment. Just make sure you don't smoke anymore before your test. (Oh, and if you are getting a hair test, you really have no chance unless you use a special shampoo--but they test for those, also.) If it's urine, you will probably be O.K. if you detoxify.

My advice: The military will wait. Get a job for a few months and let your system clean out, you can always join the military in 6 months. It's not worth failing the test, as that may disqualify you from future enlistment.

Answer 5

You can take golden seal. use the instruction on the bottle. Also GNC have tea and a pack of 5 pills. lets say if u had a drug test 10 am tomorrow. U would have to not eat pass 8pm the day b4. at 8am u take the pills and u have a 4 hour window. This does not clean you from the drug. It smoke screens the test to show that u are clean. I worked for GNC for 2 years. I never I mean never had anyone say it didn't work. Its worth looking into. Its like $50.

Answer 6

If you are a HEAVY pot smoker the week will stay in your system up to 30 days. If you just smoked a couple times a day for a couple weeks you will be fine as long as you dont smoke before then.

Also, people that tell you to drink a lot of water or whatever are wrong.. when doing a drug test they look to see if the urine is altered in anyway so trying to dilute it would show up as a postitive. You will be fine if you just leave the weed alone until the test.

Good luck.

Answer 7

if you did marijuana it takes roughly 30 days because THC is stored in your fat cells, any other drug is around 48 hours to one week, theres theories that if you work out a week before to release THC from your fat, then eat fatty foods one week before or drinking alot of water and cranberry juice to speed up filtration of the kidneys, but personally that's sounds like jumping off a ladder to not be pregnant. If you have a high metabolism theres a chance that you may come out negative, if your really worried many stores offer home drug tests but ive never tried them so im not sure if they work. If they take a piece of your hair, your screwed because that takes 6 months. Good Luck.

Answer 8

The 16oz liquid detox you can get it at GNC!! It really works, I've used it several times, but I have never used it on cheetahs! You drink it two hours before you have to drug test, followed by about 20oz of water, then you should be straight for 5-7 hours. Good luck!

Answer 9

If you are worried about passing the test go to a GNC or Vitamin World and ask for "Omni" I used to work at Vitamin World and people bought these drinks like crazy.. And they are guaranteed to work. They clean all drugs out of your system within 8 hours.

Answer 10

Drink a lot of water every day but be careful to monitor how you feel as drinking too much water can kill you. If its possible to take the test without someone standing right behind you there is a product called Urine Luck it is a synthetic urine and it has worked many many times for me and other friends.