Okay, i have to go on this trip that i REALLY don't want to, and i have to miss a meeting for my library, and i have to miss SCHOOL PICTURES, and my bratty cousin is going to be there, and i don't have service, and i get my schedules, and so i have to miss all that stuff, unless.. (ding!) i can fake sick. PLEASE help me.. i need assistance here people! i really need to figure out how to catch something thats a) bad enough for me to stay from a 4 day trip and b) goes away fast and c) the symptoms are easy to fake. ty sooooooo much!
2007-08-16 16:25:07 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Diseases & Conditions ➔ Other - Diseases
1. Fake the fever with lye soap. Place a bar of lye soap (available at your local grocery) under your armpit. Hold it there for about 3 minutes prior to taking your oral temperature. It should raise your temperature (temporarily) about 5-6 degrees.
2. Fake your nausea. Take very cold water and wet the back of your neck and the top of your head. Hot water should be used for your face and the front of your neck.
3. Fake your stomach churning. Take 1/2 teaspoon Epson Salt in 4-8 oz. water. This gets the stomach churning enough to have you high-stepping to the bathroom.
4. If whoever you are trying to fool doesn't believe you by then, just complain of "lower back pain," which is almost never provable (one way or the other).
5. Hit your uvula( the hanging fleshy thing in the back of your throat) with a toothbrush. This will cause you to throw up.
6. If your parents are prone to putting their hands on your face to check temperature, rub your hands quickly and repeatedly against your face. The friction will rise your temperature and give your face a flushed and red look.
2007-08-16 16:35:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
ear infection.. put some cotton in your ear and say it hurts..swimmers ear is a good way of having an ear infection.. you can get it from water in your ear even from a shower.. you can be in intense pain and even feel chilly and shaky from a slight fever..look up the symptoms on line.. it cannot be seen and clears up pretty fast.. that is what I would use.. good luck
2007-08-16 23:39:30 · answer #2 · answered by J. W. H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just DON'T GO on the trip - they can't FORCE you to go, can they? ;);)
2007-08-17 00:04:01 · answer #3 · answered by kr_toronto 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋