Praise you chemistry, and you biology, and you, life force - you, sun, you, moon, you supernova, you evolution! ALL PRAISE TO YE OUR LORDS! HALLELUGHAH! Ye have created us and hold us in the BOSOM of your great and GODLY arms! Praise you FATHER of chemistry, SON of biology, and HOLY SPIGOT of youth!! All blessings to Ponce de Leon!
Join me in praising on high the CREATION of this great universe and it's stupid counterpart, Earth!
The LORD is going to need EXTRA-SPECIAL praise tonight as this question was deleted by someone who obviously doesn't love science - or the LORD!
Dance, people! Woot! Woot!
2007-08-16 15:02:20 · 10 answers · asked by Gunning4Jesus 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Aw, Crazy Child! You know you can rest your head on my teats any time!
2007-08-16 16:33:46 · update #1
*jumps onto the table and does a dance of praise*
2007-08-16 15:07:26 · answer #1 · answered by I'/\/\AZILLA2 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I have a head ache and I read that three times and it just got worse. The only thing I got from that was BOSOM. And it got me thinking about putting my head between two and placing a little kiss right.... oh I will stop. I think I am in the wrong place... but that does sound nice right now....
2007-08-16 22:45:14 · answer #2 · answered by love4fun4life 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Praise the Lord for making you so HAWT, Gunning 4 Jesus!
2007-08-17 00:41:25 · answer #3 · answered by Jack B, sinistral 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Gloray Gloray Hallelujah!
2007-08-16 22:07:50 · answer #4 · answered by John S 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The who? Believe in yourself, there are no gods. Except the group The Godz, from the 70's.
2007-08-16 22:09:13 · answer #5 · answered by non o u biznis 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love God's creation...However, I do not praise the creation.
I praise the CREATOR, the living God. Only He is worthy of praise.
Grace, mercy and salvation are free gifts from the living God and available to anyone that wants them.
2007-08-16 22:10:21 · answer #6 · answered by Salvation is a gift, Eph 2:8-9 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
I would, but I can't seem to lift my arms at the moment.
I can only seem to manage lifting the beer bottle to my mouth....
2007-08-17 04:09:53 · answer #7 · answered by Sarcasma 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We were created by stars. If you're going to worship anything, worship the sun.
2007-08-16 22:06:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Bang, bang!
Big Bang!
and Dang that hangs!!
2007-08-16 22:09:25 · answer #9 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh My God...what the heck!!!
LOL
2007-08-17 00:48:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋