After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as
they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his
veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more
children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly
alternative, said the doctor, is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are
legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up
to your ear and count to 10."
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in
the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to
my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He
held the can up to his ear and began to count!
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
( you'll love this...)
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
continued counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Arkansas,
Georgia, Mississippi, Missouri, Florida, West Virginia, Washington DC,
and Mt. Gilead NC
2007-08-16 14:43:12 · 10 answers · asked by J. Depp fan 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
For those of you that live in the States mentioned I am not trying to offend your State it was just a joke I read and posted here it was already written that way.
2007-08-16 15:27:43 · update #1
lol I love it star for you
2007-08-16 17:49:01 · answer #1 · answered by countrygirl969702 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I have been using Yahoo Answers for about a year now. I have seen this joke on here about a dozen times. This is must be the most elaborate version.
2007-08-17 16:56:36 · answer #2 · answered by Marvin 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-08-16 21:51:24 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, i need to try that one day
2007-08-16 21:48:02 · answer #4 · answered by rockgirlfury 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
o that's rude.
^o^ but funny.
but rude.
nergh. I can't decide!
It made me laugh though .
2007-08-16 22:13:40 · answer #5 · answered by free_the_frenchfries 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good joke but f*ck you florida rocks
2007-08-16 21:50:29 · answer #6 · answered by Shade 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol that was funny
2007-08-16 21:50:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
OUCH!
2007-08-16 21:49:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
^_^
Funny!
2007-08-16 21:48:36 · answer #9 · answered by LinnLovestruck<3 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
*_* lol
2007-08-16 22:14:33 · answer #10 · answered by xGoldScorpionx 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋