We really live inside of a purple pyramid, with thousands dancing pandas worshiping ouside of it. On top of the pyramid there is the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He uses his Italian mushroom powers to drug us and convince us that we really live in an alternate reality. He uses mind-controlling kittens to link our consciousnesses in a vast dome-shaped building filled with old sitcom reruns.
I had this dream last night. Then I realized what it was. Divine revelation. I have finally understood the Spaghetti Monster. He mocks us, posting websites attesting to his existence, knowing nobody will believe him.... UNTIL NOW
Anyway, I plan to post bulletins on Myspace about my experiences with the FSM. I have to get the truth out.
I know this is hard to take, but you must have faith in the Spaghetti Monster! Great rewards of endless pasta await for his followers. To those that disagree: you will suffer an eternity without Parmesan Cheese. Anyway, can you prove me wrong?
2007-08-16 14:26:31 · 13 answers · asked by robert 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
This sounds like a creepy, vaguely frightening alternate version of "the Matrix."
Morpheus: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you discover we really live inside of a purple pyramid, with thousands dancing pandas worshiping outside of it.
2007-08-16 14:31:41 · answer #1 · answered by eV 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMAO! A prophet posting "truth" on myspace! Imagine that! Sorry, I think I'll pass. I don't get in the habit of trying to prove loonies wrong.
2007-08-16 21:33:48 · answer #2 · answered by Jade | My Brain is My Shepherd 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say no you're not.
Probably more like 12 years old or less, with acne, a voice that sounds like you're yodeling and no doubt the best in your school at knitting.
But someday, you will meet the God you deny.
He won't offer you pasta.
2007-08-16 21:38:55 · answer #3 · answered by xhellant1 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I could partially prove you wrong. But you still wish to be a prophet - pst. creating a connection with anything... hmm... :-)
2007-08-16 21:31:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sound more like a video game, so I'd have to say "No" to the prophet thing (unless, of course, you are shooting for false prophet.)
2007-08-16 21:34:36 · answer #5 · answered by Jeremiah 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I can't. Indeed you have a great imagination. You should write a book, I would read it, because I love fantasy book.
2007-08-16 21:34:03 · answer #6 · answered by Janet Reincarnated 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
me thinks you 've been hitting the sause a bit too much/
2007-08-16 21:32:18 · answer #7 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel for you and your spaghetti monster...
2007-08-16 21:30:01 · answer #8 · answered by whatever_t1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was just a dream hun.
2007-08-16 22:10:32 · answer #9 · answered by Lubna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The question should read... I am a screwball
2007-08-16 21:34:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋