A doctor, an attorney and a biker....As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said "For her birthday im goin to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring, this way if she doesnt like the fur coat she will still love me because shes got a diamond ring...
As the attorney was drinking his martini he said "For my wifes birthday im goin to buy her a designer dress and a gold bracelet, this way if she doesnt like the dress she will still love me because she got the gold bracelet.....
As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey, he said "Im going to buy my wife a T Shirt and a vibrator this way if she doesnt like the T Shirt she can go F*CK HERSELF"!!
2007-08-16 14:09:28 · 19 answers · asked by ruthiebaby 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lolz good one you noob.
2007-08-16 14:16:57 · answer #1 · answered by Christophe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2007-08-20 14:50:31 · answer #2 · answered by Metal Gem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A typical fella eh? dont we just love em?
well done very funny 9/10
2007-08-20 14:17:46 · answer #3 · answered by Foxie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that sounds real. kinda funny but that is so accurate as to what i would expect it just seems to be a fact of life. i know people like those guys. maybe if i was having some drinks myself it would be a scream.
2007-08-16 21:16:23 · answer #4 · answered by JIM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. A good old regular.
2007-08-16 21:13:50 · answer #5 · answered by Spotlight 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! Funny! 10!
2007-08-16 21:15:25 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! That is funny, never thought of that one!
2007-08-17 07:15:01 · answer #7 · answered by L. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that is freakin hilarious....thank you I needed that tonight :)
2007-08-16 23:20:21 · answer #8 · answered by Kim 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha
2007-08-17 03:40:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, that was a funny one.
2007-08-19 21:54:10 · answer #10 · answered by HumanBeingOnEarth! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋