Is evolution self-defeating?

Question

For some reason every time I ask a question a bunch of evolutionologists get drunk. It's almost like it's a game or something. Since evolutionists are always getting drunk when I ask questions, they'll be too drunk to procreate.

Then we won't have any kids who believe in evolutianity, so eventually nobody will believe in ape-olution. Doesn't this prove that evolution is a self-defeating theory?

Answer 1

Wrong! Drunk = lack of inhibitions = more children!

Due to evolution and other related drinking questions, I now have to deal with five paternity suits.

Answer 2

Dear Mr. Creationist (or whatever your handlers tell you to call it this week),

Another 30 board-feet of pasting the same arguments does not change the fact that they are still as wrong as when we debunked them all the first time.

You have absolutely zero ability to comprehend what you paste, and as such, when you come across the same argument already shredded here at a later date it appears brand new to you. It is a truly sad state, and you need to grasp that you only highlight your own mental deficiency by persisting with the cut and paste marathon.

Were you able, on even the simplest level, to grasp the concepts involved, you would recognize the repetitive nature of your posts. As it is, you do not even have that elementary comprehension of the topic at hand.

Sadly, this is how creationism works, they rely on the vehement and vociferous response of their most ignorant and uneducated of followers to speak for them. They pot up the article, fully knowing the lies, distortions, and misleading nature of them and wait for people like you to cry them from the mountaintops.

We know the creationist movement to be dishonest to it's core, because the articles they produce requires a pretty decent knowledge of astronomy, cosmology, geology, anthropology, and a variety of other sciences... yet it is deliberately twisted and distorted in to outright lies. And this is not the type of misunderstanding that comes from a bad grasp of the topic, it required in-depth lies and trickery to produce.

So climb that mountain again, Rainman, and tell us again how wrong we are.

Answer 3

Drinking increases the ability of an evolutionist to procreate. You don't think a SOBER woman would climb into bed with an evolutionist, do you?

Answer 4

No, this is proof that you are scraping the barrel to try and prove something wrong.

I believe in evolution and haven't been drunk in two weeks, and I'm drinking water just now. My mum believes in evolution... and I appear to be here (unless this is just my imagination)

Your theory is majorly flawed.

Answer 5

I've heard that the Good Lord invented beer so that fat, ugly broads can procreate too. Now, that beer was never so potent as to make me want to muck a fonkey, so I guess the answer would be no.

Answer 6

Are you drunk? If your faith is strong then why does evolution bother you? How about the theory of gravity? That's not proven either.

Answer 7

Wrong! I'm already drunk before you asked this! Ha, take that missser smartie pantz@ ... I mean !

Answer 8

S--sh---Sho--so y--you think ya beat ush---huh?
Well, L--let me tel---tell you somthim. I---I ---I--haven't even shtarted to --procreate. I--I'll show you bushter.
Is that my peker on th--the coffee table?
Why ish it on th--that side?
Where ish m--my girlfren--uhp--wi --wife?
Lets be---beat those Christianarianologgists --sh--shm--shmucks.

Answer 9

Have another rum so you don't get defeated burrrrrp.

Answer 10

most studies suggest that alcohol helps procreation. :)) so no.