You keep the ACE Hardware catalog with your other p*rnography.
You were always disappointed that the book Of Human Bondage wasn't.
Sticks & stones may break your bones, but that's an acceptable risk.
You read Andrea Dworkin for the p*rnography.
You call people other than your Father "Daddy."
Reading the word spanking makes you blush.
Your first, favorite scout badge was for knot tying.
You moved to Oregon so you could wear more raincoats.
Kitchen utensils are found in your bedroom.
Tack shops: Not just for equestrians anymore.
You own and use handcuffs, but aren't employed in law enforcement.
Your contracts involve punishments, but no money.
Your friends covet the bondage cross in your bedroom.
You hear about a Bridal Fashion Show to be held in your town, and you think, "Cool! I've always wanted to see what pony gear looks like ON someone!"
2007-08-16 13:42:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You hear about a Bridal Fashion Show to be held in your town, and you think, "Cool! I've always wanted to see what pony gear looks like ON someone!"
Your entire Music collection consists of music you can Scene to.
You give a new song a rating of 65. It's got a good beat and you can squirm to it.
You start to salivate and get aroused as you pass the local candle factory.
You always smell like Yankee Candle's Scent-Of-The-Month.
Canning season gets you *really* excited.
You see a sign in front of a house that reads, Chairs Caned, and you stop to see if the poor guy needs a PERSON to cane.
Citibank calls you because someone used your credit card to make a huge purchase at a tack shop in another state, and they know that you live in a metropolitan area and don't own a horse.
2007-08-16 13:43:34 · update #1
OMG, that was hilarious!!! :D :D You got me rolling on da floor rite now! My stomach is hurting from laughing so hard. Anyways, that really made my day, so here is a star for u!
2007-08-16 19:12:03 · answer #1 · answered by TJ2007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since I live in Oregon, I like t he one about the raincoats the best! Ha I give you a shiny star!
2007-08-16 14:05:44 · answer #2 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-08-16 13:47:17 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Chris, Sorry not funny to me probably because I'm not at a 100%.
A Friend.
poppy1
2007-08-16 21:11:34 · answer #4 · answered by poppy1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some hilariously funny ones there!
Thanks for the laughs - here have a star! *
2007-08-16 20:48:35 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny ones there so 10/10.!!!
2007-08-16 18:38:19 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-08-16 22:17:18 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-08-17 03:17:06 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe liked it
2007-08-17 01:48:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha
2007-08-16 20:39:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋