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An honest father to walk her down the aisle

2007-08-17 02:40:01 · answer #1 · answered by jenny 7 · 0 0

A white wedding dress instead of a dingy brown,.and a big *** jug of Everclear,.....( She must have something to wash the taste of Gin & Bloody-mary`s ) out of her throat....And a free de-breeding process sponsered by the Federal Government,,,,,

2007-08-17 03:10:36 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. Goodnight. 3 · 0 0

Those things are great. So hypnotizing. I can sit for hours watching all the colorful smegma globs just floating.

2016-05-20 17:32:32 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Some property in Sadr City, Baghdad.

2007-08-16 13:24:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 3

A sympathy card for her fiance ..... talk about a nightmare of a father-in-law.

2007-08-16 19:32:15 · answer #5 · answered by genaddt 7 · 1 0

The head of Osama Bin Ladin, with his male organs sowed up in his mouth. Then also a nice silver gravy boat. I am happy for her, wow you all are mean. I think she is kinda hot I would get with her.

2007-08-16 13:31:12 · answer #6 · answered by Prof. Dave 7 · 2 3

A dna test proving she wasnt a bush.

2007-08-16 13:26:05 · answer #7 · answered by Indiana Raven 6 · 3 2

Get her one of them renameing certificate things which changes her first name to Mulberry...

2007-08-16 13:25:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

A bottle of Boone's Farm rotgut.

2007-08-16 13:25:01 · answer #9 · answered by Cheryl E 7 · 2 4

A countdown calendar of how many months until her father is out of office? LOL

2007-08-16 13:24:51 · answer #10 · answered by Searcher 7 · 5 3

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