A motorist was driving down the highway and all of a sudden he hit a sparrow. He pulled over, picked the poor sparrow who was still alive, but unconscious. He decided to take him home.
When the motorist got home, he put the sparrow in a cage, leaving him some bread and water inside. When the sparrow came to, he looked around and said: "Bars, bread, water... Oh my God!! I have killed the motorist!!!"
2007-08-16 13:12:18 · 21 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOLOLOL One tough little sparrow: Send him to Sing Sing
2007-08-16 20:42:41 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually Johnny Depp admitted that he based his performance of Jack Sparrow on Keith Richards. Yeah, I think that Keith is a great guitarist, I mean think of all those instantly recognizable and infamous guitar riffs that he came up with over the years.
2016-04-01 18:28:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No this is incorrect. In prison you get top class food, free first class healthcare, computers, tv's and a games room with all your mates. And even drugs for your nights out. Bread and water is what the rest of us are on, we are the hard working, tax payers. Mind you the bird must have worked up and thought oh my god I'm an Englishman.
2007-08-16 13:22:51 · answer #3 · answered by Numptey 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Did you hear about the polar bear who was in the queue of people outside the White Star offices, worried about their relatives on board the Titanic? The bear was was enquiring about the iceberg.
2007-08-16 13:27:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The motorist was me in a man costume. Gonna teach him to worship me, then I' gonna command him to sacrifice himself to me.THEN....
I'm gonna enjoy my sunday brunch.
2007-08-16 22:48:41 · answer #5 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good joke not heard that one before. Made ma laugh! Ill tell my friends that joke now.
2007-08-16 13:19:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-16 13:40:22 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I had to read it twice to get it (I'm a bit dense) lol. 10/10 and a star!
2007-08-16 19:50:42 · answer #8 · answered by I know nothing! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2007-08-16 17:22:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha cute joke. Guess he thinks he's a jailbird now!!
:-)))
2007-08-16 21:54:09 · answer #10 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋