A preacher was on program at a district convention to preach for twenty minutes. The other preachers from the district were sitting behind him in the choir section, giving him moral support and throwing in an occassional "Amen" to help the preacher along. The preacher preached his twenty minutes and continued on despite alloted time. He preached for 30 minutes, then forty minutes and then for an hour. He even continued for an hour and ten minutes. Finally, a brother sitting on the front row took a song book and threw it at the preacher that was still going strong in his message. The preacher saw the song book as it was hurled his way and he ducked. The song book hit one of the preachers sitting in the choir section. As the man in the choir section was going down, you could hear him say, "Hit me again, I can still hear him preaching!"
2007-08-16 12:47:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
coming from a long line of preachers IT IS FUNNY and most ministers could identify with it cuz theri wives tell them when they go on too long and veer off the subject so here is star
2007-08-16 13:00:44 · answer #1 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one Chris. Keep up the good work.
2007-08-17 05:16:32 · answer #2 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny. 8/10.
2007-08-16 20:38:51 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Chris, Sorry not one of your best. It's late and you are tired.
You will get them on your next one. Lol
A Friend.
poppy1
2007-08-17 03:57:45 · answer #4 · answered by poppy1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I couldnt even finish reading that o my husband i was laughing so much
2007-08-16 20:11:01 · answer #5 · answered by rockgirlfury 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahaha
you just made me wake up laughing
2007-08-16 19:57:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good one Chris.!!!
2007-08-17 02:06:49 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha
2007-08-17 03:30:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that wasnt funny
2007-08-16 19:51:56 · answer #9 · answered by kittykat 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not funny. this a lame joke. wack! next!
2007-08-16 20:01:17 · answer #10 · answered by I can help 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋