he didn't have any friends so he created a universe. everything is going peachy until sentient lifeforms evolve. he thinks this is great so he befriends us,. but little did god know, his appearance would lead to the creation of religion.
god, realizing the consequences of his actions, storms off from the universe to go play chess with Buddha. no one has heard from him since.
2007-08-16 12:26:48 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Heh... very amusing. But unbearably unlikely. Oh and by the way- I don't think Buddha likes chess. :)
2007-08-16 12:33:26 · answer #1 · answered by Tiger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. God is not a normal guy. Evolution didn't occur the way "science" would have you believe. There have been minor changes over time but these changes have limits. And the earth is too complex to have evolved. Actually, since God is Triune, He is perfectly fulfilled by Himself in a relational context. However, I think He was so overflowing with love that He created people to share that love with. And people hear from God all the time. You should hear all the testimonies in my church about answered prayers, often miraculously. It's really cool.
2007-08-16 19:34:14 · answer #2 · answered by fuzz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, you're right that God created the universe. Other than that, I doubt I can find another true statement in those two paragraphs.
2007-08-16 19:33:44 · answer #3 · answered by Deof Movestofca 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would defeat the idea of a God. If God were characterized as being a normal guy, he would no longer be God, he would be some guy that got over his head.
2007-08-16 19:30:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
no way! that is the most ridiculous thing ive ever heard. God did not find human lifeforms He created them! and where did the buddha thing come from?? buddha is an idol mankind just created!
2007-08-16 19:31:17 · answer #5 · answered by cheerchick 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
No.
I lived in Normal for several years and I didn't meet anyone there who was anything like God.
Pastor Art
2007-08-16 19:31:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats about as logical as any of the silly beliefs that all the religious fanatics who come in here would expect you to believe.
2007-08-16 19:30:59 · answer #7 · answered by Buckwheat 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Actually, last I heard he was trying his hand at something less ambitious - some sort of Airfix aircraft carrier model, or something...
2007-08-16 19:29:42 · answer #8 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
my answer to your title question is "No"
but i can't help to ponder and lean towards your theory of what followed the title.
2007-08-16 19:31:40 · answer #9 · answered by Maré P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have you met him? spoke with him? hmmmm then how could they be normal if they be at all?
2007-08-16 19:31:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋