One night, a man barges into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and stands in front of his wife.
"Look! This is the dog i have to screw whenever you claim to have a headache" he shouts.
The wife looks at him, both shocked and confused. "But thats a sheep under your arm"
"I wasnt talking to you..."
2007-08-16 12:10:09 · 47 answers · asked by thatsnotevenaquestion 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You got a star you star - I have laughed so many of my little cotton socks off - that there is now a wordwide shortage of cotton!
and I'm STILL laughing...
I wish I could give YOU 10 points for the question!
It's the funniest thing I've heard in ages - maybe I don't get out enough...
2007-08-16 12:19:02 · answer #1 · answered by franja 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I've heard that one before - although a different variant. Still deserves a star though.
2007-08-16 12:17:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny joke! I bet he sure had the wool pulled over her eyes. At least until now.
2007-08-23 11:29:57 · answer #3 · answered by Jackolantern 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
V good have a star
2007-08-16 12:24:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Classic, bro
2007-08-22 06:33:25 · answer #5 · answered by intimadatein 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMFG LMFAO!!!! Geeze! Not that I can run around tellin a ton of people this joke, but this may be your funniest yet. :)
2007-08-17 02:01:25 · answer #6 · answered by mistaken4sane 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! took me a few times to get it but its brilliant
2007-08-24 09:34:14 · answer #7 · answered by chess_is_best 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't know sheep had headaches.
2007-08-16 12:29:14 · answer #8 · answered by Charles H 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ooooooh, pressing some buttons there but funny all the same!
2007-08-22 11:38:22 · answer #9 · answered by fear of the dark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bravo, mon ami. Nice one !
2007-08-16 12:22:54 · answer #10 · answered by Poirot 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋