My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing this big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me sweetie over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, *****."
2007-08-16 11:27:41 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmaooo heared this one b4 but its still funny thnx . lol
2007-08-16 11:30:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! Funny! 10!
2007-08-16 18:36:53 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How very Diva.
2007-08-16 18:46:40 · answer #3 · answered by Meow Mix 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now, that is a FUNNY joke!!
2007-08-16 18:53:09 · answer #4 · answered by territizzyb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! that's funny!
2007-08-16 18:33:18 · answer #5 · answered by JessBabyy. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-08-16 18:33:16 · answer #6 · answered by xGoldScorpionx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!!
2007-08-16 18:32:24 · answer #7 · answered by dcbossygirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smart goy !!!
2007-08-16 18:33:04 · answer #8 · answered by Moonrise 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋