A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his four year old son standing at the fence, soaking in the whole event.
The man thought to himself, "Great. He's four and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and the bees. No need to jump the gun - I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer."
After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?"
"Just one," gasped the still wide-eyed lad.
"How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"
2007-08-16 11:24:20 · 27 answers · asked by Bio Hazard 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG, that was hilarious!!! :D :D You got me rolling on da floor rite now! My stomach is hurting from laughing so hard. Anyways, that really made my day, so here is a star for u!
2007-08-17 15:49:25 · answer #1 · answered by TJ2007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Good one Bio a Star for you
2007-08-17 01:48:59 · answer #2 · answered by doctor_who_2008_ie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao. That's the best one i've heard for ages. Have a star
2007-08-16 11:46:05 · answer #3 · answered by Wise Man 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good,,,and a star
2007-08-16 12:21:34 · answer #4 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-16 13:51:28 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...that kid will never run in the cow field.
2007-08-16 11:51:14 · answer #6 · answered by Meow Mix 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2007-08-16 11:27:23 · answer #7 · answered by Pama 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LoL love it! I'm telling it to everyone that's not a little kid!
2007-08-16 11:28:48 · answer #8 · answered by DPowers 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmaoooooooo cool. u cant beat the children eh
2007-08-16 11:28:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great!!! 4 chuckles for you ..... and a star!
2007-08-16 11:28:00 · answer #10 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋