I just wanted to let you know that I have recently been diagnosed with AAADD - Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder This is how it goes...
I decide to do the laundry, start down the hall and notice the newspaper on the table. OK, I'm going to do the laundry...
BUT FIRST I'm going to read the newspaper. After that, I notice the mail on the table. OK, I'll just put the newspaper in the recycle stack...
BUT FIRST I'll look through the pile of mail and see if there are any bills to be paid. Yes. Now where is the checkbook? Oops... there's the empty glass from yesterday on the coffee table. I'm going to look for that checkbook...
BUT FIRST I need to put the glass in the sink. I head for the kitchen, look out the window, notice my poor flowers need a drink of water, I put the glass in the sink and there's the remote for the TV on the kitchen counter. What's it doing here? I'll just put it away...
BUT FIRST I need to water those plants. I head for the door and... Aaaagh! stepped on the cat. Cat needs to be fed. Okay, I'll put the remote away and water the plants...
BUT FIRST I need to feed the cat.
END OF DAY: Laundry is not done, newspapers are still on the floor, glass is still in the sink, bills are not paid, checkbook is still lost, and the cat ate the remote control... And, when I try to figure out how come nothing got done today, I'm baffled because... I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY! I realize this condition is serious... I'd get help...
BUT FIRST... I think I'll check my e-mail.
2007-08-16 11:09:08 · 28 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OK. where's your camera!
Fits me to a tee!
30 mins later!
Told you, just remembered, no forgot again!
2007-08-16 17:14:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey was on my way to laughing, but then I saw a bottle that was empty next to my sink that was full and I had to choose whether to wash all the dishes or recycle the bottle, but I eventually made the decission to feed the dog that was waiting next to the bottle that was on the draining board of the sink that was full of washing like my machine that needs emptying before all my washing starts to smell, but I must really feed my dog before I go to bed and........oh....what am i doing?....hmmmm look at that bottle..... ;)
2007-08-16 12:05:18 · answer #2 · answered by billyndave 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe I laughed'' <33 Tabbed
2007-08-16 11:15:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In my youth, I would have thought it was just a funny joke about the elderly, but now....well, it's the story of MY life. The real funny part is ..all those young people who don't see the humor in it now , they don't know that it is the story of THEIR lives too. Now, THAT is funny!!
2007-08-16 11:40:01 · answer #4 · answered by territizzyb 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow.....sounds just like me. i always wanna do something but then i find something more interesting or more important to do along the way. you get a star for this one
2007-08-16 12:43:04 · answer #5 · answered by jarrington1689 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny, a star for you calam. keep posting hun
2007-08-16 11:17:56 · answer #6 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bless you, you should see a doctor about that problem of yours!!!
2007-08-17 00:48:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That pretty well describes my daily routine.
2007-08-16 12:06:09 · answer #8 · answered by Poirot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaaaaa calam, you got me down to a tee hun!!!!
pmsl
2007-08-16 11:15:18 · answer #9 · answered by babyblue 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is great, that is just like my husband
2007-08-16 14:58:06 · answer #10 · answered by rockgirlfury 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋