A man went to the dentist because his tooth was hurting. The dentist told him after the examination that he needed a root canal. The man replied, "O.K. lets do it."
The dentist told him he will feel a pinch when he gives him the shot of the numbing agent.
The man says, "No, Doc, I am allergic to that."
The doctor tells him, "O.K., then, we'll give you nitrous oxide."
The man says, "I am allergic to the gas."
So, then the doctor gives him two pills with a glass of water and the man takes it. The doctor comes back in 10 minutes and the man says, "Doc, will those two blue pills kill the pain?"
The doctor replies, "No, that was Viagra."
The man says, "Viagra? I don't need that! What's that going to do for me?"
The doctor replies, "Well, it'll give you something to hang onto."
2007-08-16 10:50:54 · 25 answers · asked by pd6491 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! I have never heard this one before, thanks for sharing.
You get a star
2007-08-16 11:19:45 · answer #1 · answered by myturn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amusing
2007-08-21 01:49:13 · answer #2 · answered by Only Me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funny at first, but then I thought...
Isnt there stuff to hold onto on the chair thinnger?
So ya,
It lost its humor.
2007-08-23 03:54:32 · answer #3 · answered by music=life 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! you always got me there! I give you star for this one...thanks for the two points too! rock on!
2007-08-16 17:40:51 · answer #4 · answered by dianelane0811 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao! Excellent. I've got to tell my friend that one - he's having a root canal tomorrow. Thanks. It will make him happy
Star for you
2007-08-16 11:08:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked this joke. Thanx.
2007-08-22 22:38:53 · answer #6 · answered by soupkitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one, star for you. thx for the laugh, keep them coming;)
2007-08-16 11:06:56 · answer #7 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok..that was funny! LOL
2007-08-23 11:43:26 · answer #8 · answered by briluve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice star4u
2007-08-23 06:44:13 · answer #9 · answered by chess_is_best 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-08-16 10:54:31 · answer #10 · answered by dorma b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋