Evolutionists, what do you think about cats?

Question

In order to make accurate predictions, the theory of evolution posits the existence of a domesticated house pet called a "cat". However, nobody has yet been able to prove the existence of such an organism.

No cats have ever been observed, and there is no evidence to suggest that they exist. Since the theory of evolution rests on the faulty assumption that cats exist, we should reject the entire theory of evolution.

Creationist scientist Em Adjineri (say her name out loud) has proven that either evolution is true or the Bible is literally true. Since I have just proven evolution to be false the Bible must be

You evolutionists just can't argue with my logic! (or is it illogic? sometimes I forget the difference.)

Answer 1

Didn't Schrodinger prove that the cat exists? Or doesn't?

Answer 2

Windom

You left me in a field scratching my head and wondering what in the world are you talking about.

I you want to take on a real challenge the I sugest your read Romans Chapter 7 in the New Test. of the Bible. Try a less stringent version like the NLT, or the Message, of even the NKJV OR NIV. Then comne at me with your logic (or is it your illogic, I can see why you forget).

al 4 now B

ps: this can be offensive or non-offensive i sometimes forget the difference myself. now I'm not a gambling man, but I would bet money you know what i'm talkin about.

God Bless B

Answer 3

All present day cats developed from Proailurus lemanensis, a species that lived around 25 million years in the past and is considered to be the 1st real cat. It replaced right into somewhat better than present day homestead cats. advantages of being small: not as plenty food needed. As such, smaller species tend to greater diverse, which aids in long-term survival.

Answer 4

Consider the situation. There you are, forehead like a set of balconies, worrying about the long-term effects of all this new 'fire' stuff on the environment, you're being chased and eaten by most of the planet's large animals, and suddenly tiny versions of one of the worst of them wanders into the cave and starts to purr.

-- Why humans like cats (Terry Pratchett, The Unadulterated Cat)

Answer 5

I have faith that my cat exists; I see the evidence of black cat hairs everywhere, and the offerings I put into his dish on the kitchen floor disappear with regularity. He also leaves me gifts in the ceremonial litter box in the bathroom. How can I doubt?

Answer 6

I have to say, Josie and Jem, our two cats, have been highly insulted by this question.

I think you'll be finding a little something extra in your captain crunch, from the Lord of the Cats...

No, No, I don't think *that* was a marshmallow.

Answer 7

Cats is funny like that.--- First you sees em , then you don't.
Then you sees em again, and again,---like that.
Sos, I can't really say whether they's here or they ain't.
But, I'd be much interested if'n you was to find out for sure.
Please let me know, cause if they really do exist, I plan to kick the hell out a that big black devil, been shi tten in my yard.

Answer 8

Cats do not exist. They are mythological animals as everybody know.
I do not believe in cats! I believe in my Em Adjineri Creationist.


And thank you for that good laugh

Answer 9

Huh? *Looks in mirror* I exist! I exist! Watch me prance and dash and leap tall floor fans in a single bound! Watch me practice Drunken Cat Kung Fu!

Answer 10

I enjoyed it - a very fun musical. The costumes are awesome and Mestopheles was a fabulous dancer in the production I saw.