Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.
"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"
"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete *** of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face."
"He's an idiot," Bob said. "Piss on him!" "You did," came the reply. "And he fired you."
"Well, screw him!" said Bob. "I did. You're back at work on Monday."
2007-08-16 10:34:09 · 18 answers · asked by puma 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Personally I thought this was funny, kind of gross but funny.
2007-08-16 10:51:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Groan but worth a laugh
2007-08-16 18:28:26 · answer #2 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved the story I'm going to copy it and star your question.
good luck
2007-08-16 17:39:49 · answer #3 · answered by Sorry deleted 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol loved it, 10/10. a star for you. keep them coming, thx for the laugh
2007-08-16 17:37:05 · answer #4 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! That's a terrible joke! LOL!
2007-08-16 17:37:28 · answer #5 · answered by europa312 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow what a waste of 5 points
2007-08-16 17:36:48 · answer #6 · answered by Ihavequestions 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
mmmmmmm mmmeowwww terrible
2007-08-16 17:39:33 · answer #7 · answered by meowww 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one lol
2007-08-16 17:38:14 · answer #8 · answered by ♥dancer♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha nice one
2007-08-16 18:50:31 · answer #9 · answered by josey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke
2007-08-16 17:37:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋