A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around,
Looking for valuables. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack, when a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as
a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you
that he's watching you"
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
2007-08-16 10:29:59 · 15 answers · asked by richard_beckham2001 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol good one, star for you. thx for the laugh, keep them coming;)
2007-08-16 10:34:49 · answer #1 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Funny.
2016-05-20 16:36:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha *looks at the Rottweiler* OWNED!
2007-08-16 10:35:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao Good one Richard a Star for you Mate lol
2007-08-17 01:58:16 · answer #4 · answered by doctor_who_2008_ie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that made me chuckle at the end of a long day
2007-08-16 11:22:08 · answer #5 · answered by Sampras 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha brilliant...i can just imagine the parrot
2007-08-16 11:57:28 · answer #6 · answered by josey 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
excellent, am still laughing, have a star
2007-08-16 10:50:44 · answer #7 · answered by northern lass 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfao! this is a good one
2007-08-16 10:34:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one!
2007-08-16 10:49:20 · answer #9 · answered by natalie c 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO =]
xx
2007-08-16 10:34:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋