Should I microwave it on low, medium or high power? And for how long?
2007-08-16 10:24:31 · 20 answers · asked by /\v/\TARD 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hold still! I have some painful god-poetry to hurl at you!
2007-08-16 10:29:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cook it on high for 30 seconds, take it out and stir well, then put back in for 5 minutes on low. Be sure to cover it or it will splatter. That ectoplasm is a b**** to clean up!
2007-08-16 17:30:18 · answer #2 · answered by in a handbasket 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
on low power for hours. the best thing for a soul is a slow long warming up.
2007-08-16 17:29:28 · answer #3 · answered by lins 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't nuke it for too long. It'll explode and souls are a pain to scrub out of the microwave.
2007-08-16 17:28:18 · answer #4 · answered by The Bog Nug 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm thinking maybe low for 30 seconds. Souls are kind of like pop tarts, they heat up quick.
2007-08-16 17:28:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
WHO KNOooooooWS WHAT THE BEST POWER IS TO WARM A c-c-C-COooooLD SOUL? LuciferLUCIFERLuuuuciferrrrrr KNOWS.......hehehe
...remembaaaah at the stroke of midnight you will feel the heat and shudder at the warmth of satan's cloak rrrrrrrgh
no one knows how long is eternity. you might ask AFTER your soul have burned to a crisp but continues to burn I MEAN BUT CONTINUES TO WARM YOUR SOUL hahahahahaaaaaaaaaa
2007-08-16 17:46:12 · answer #6 · answered by khaida w 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really? Mine's probably pretty warm. After I sold it to him, I think Satan put mine in that back room, the one behind the sulfer pit in Hell.
Don't microwave it--sell it to Satan like I did; it'll warm up pretty quick. And, you get a cookie for it :)
2007-08-16 18:29:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must huddle together with the other penguins,and turn your back to the wind because your soul is in the front.
2007-08-16 17:28:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Microwaves will destroy the delicate balance. You must use a convection oven.
2007-08-16 17:28:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Defrost - 6 minutes
Or thaw at room temperature overnight.
2007-08-16 17:29:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋