An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of
execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last
minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out
and depressed.
As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about,
'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been?' 'Dinner is
cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on.
Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself
a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by
the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.
While he was in the bath, the phone rang.
The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight
Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go
upstairs and give him the good news.
As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband,
bent over naked, drying his legs and feet. 'They're not hanging Wright tonight,'
she said, to which he whirled around and screamed, ' FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN,
DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!
2007-08-16 10:15:30 · 10 answers · asked by Kim 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
my 1st time hearing it is a cool one.
he he he
2007-08-16 10:18:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2016-05-20 16:31:53 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey kim its cory...i got like 2 email acct...u gave me best answer twice..and gave me good advice about what to do about the guy who saids maybe i will one day remember?
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2007-08-16 12:32:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one, star for you. thx for the laugh, keep them coming;)
2007-08-16 10:19:39 · answer #4 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny Funny! :)
2007-08-16 10:42:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee hee, very funny!
2007-08-16 10:21:43 · answer #6 · answered by erin_pie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
i had to read it twice to get it...
good one!
2007-08-16 10:29:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
.havent heard that one before.
that was great
2007-08-16 10:21:27 · answer #8 · answered by steel dude (Australia) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA
HILLARIOUS ^_^ HERE IS A STAR
2007-08-16 10:19:49 · answer #9 · answered by maghadeera 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That's funny, thanks for sharing!!!
You get a star
2007-08-16 11:32:00 · answer #10 · answered by myturn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋