Health Plan
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."
�Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman.
As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.
Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?"
Again the doctor spoke very calmly: "Same illness, better health plan."
2007-08-16 09:56:27 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha, love it
2007-08-16 09:59:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Omg too funny, 10/10
thx for the laugh
a star for you
keep them coming;)
2007-08-16 10:00:37 · answer #2 · answered by Deedee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-10 09:12:29 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Terrific! A star.
2007-08-16 10:02:30 · answer #4 · answered by marmicaben 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-16 14:34:18 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good , have a star
2007-08-16 10:05:54 · answer #6 · answered by Hippie 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Guess I had better update mine then.
2007-08-16 10:01:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nooooooo! you went there.
where do I sign up?
2007-08-16 10:03:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-08-16 10:02:43 · answer #9 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i truly do suffer that condition, so i suppose its about time i went private!
2007-08-16 10:02:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That's the best joke I have read days; thanks for sharing!!!
You get a star
2007-08-16 11:43:45 · answer #11 · answered by myturn 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋