A koala was sitting in a gum tree... Smoking a joint
When a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,
"Hey, Koala! What are you doing?"
The koala said, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala
Where they enjoyed a few joints.
After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was "dry"
And that he was going to get a drink from the river.
The little lizard was so stoned
That he leaned too far over and fell into the river.
A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and
Helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard,
"What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explained to the crocodile
That he was sitting in the tree,
Smoking a joint with the koala,
"Got too stoned and then fell into the river
While taking a drink."
The crocodile said that he had to check this out
And walked into the rain forest,
Found the tree where the koala was sitting
Finishing a joint.
The crocodile looked up and said, "Hey you!"
So the koala looked down at him and said,
"Shiiiiiiit dude... How
Much water did you drink??"
2007-08-16 09:46:45 · 9 answers · asked by Kim 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol good one, star for you. thx for the laugh, keep them coming;)
2007-08-16 09:54:30 · answer #1 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol! Funny! 10!
2007-08-16 21:36:58 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty cute
2007-08-16 17:06:23 · answer #3 · answered by keesh 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i dont get it i guesss iam stupid
2007-08-16 17:06:16 · answer #4 · answered by tony s 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-08-16 16:58:54 · answer #5 · answered by phatso 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yep, pretty cool.
2007-08-16 16:55:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL- I liked it ;-)
2007-08-16 16:56:31 · answer #7 · answered by Bluelady... 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one! :)
2007-08-16 16:57:49 · answer #8 · answered by Kate 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL NICE ^_^
2007-08-16 17:17:31 · answer #9 · answered by maghadeera 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋