Johnny wanted to have "sex" with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else…One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I’ll give you a $100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO.Johnny said, "I’ll be fast. I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I’ll be finished by the time you pick it up. "She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend… So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won’t even be able to get his pants down."So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.She responded, "The creep used coins!"
STAR if funny.
2007-08-16 09:38:04 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha! ha! ha! and where did you get that one, there really is no stopping you is there...
2007-08-16 10:15:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
ROFL that is just sick lol, but somehow I knew that was going to be the case thats why um I check for the adam's apple lol, but seriously don't use a prositute just wait and find someone to marry its much better that way.
2016-05-20 16:21:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-08-16 09:55:52 · answer #3 · answered by Peter 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, indeed.
that's a LOL, LMAO
snicker, giggle, smirk, and the whole kit and kooble.
yep, here are some more:
chortles, guffaws, bellows, snorts, chuckles, honks, titters, beeps.
heh heh
2007-08-16 09:45:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excellent.. Very funny!
2007-08-16 10:50:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao corker 10/10
2007-08-16 09:47:14 · answer #6 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very cute! A star for you!
2007-08-17 01:09:13 · answer #7 · answered by Mya'sMommy♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loved it! Very funny!
2007-08-16 09:41:55 · answer #8 · answered by Firefox 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha
2007-08-16 09:40:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Way to go girl.
Have a star
2007-08-16 23:20:13 · answer #10 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this was funny give you a star for that one
2007-08-17 00:42:07 · answer #11 · answered by bellatrix 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋