Funny joke...star if you like it.?

Question

Superman is flying around looking for some crime to stop. He is flying over a beach when he spots WonderWoman lying naked on the beach with her legs open. He thinks about it for a while, then decides that he can fly down really quick, bang her, then fly off before she even notices. This is exactly what he does, then flies off with a smile. WonderWoman sits up and says "What the hell was that?!" The invisible man says "I don't know, but my *** hurts!!!!"

Answer 1

It's a classic, you gotta star the classics...

Answer 2

A VIRGIN JOKE
The virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come

over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmaci

Answer 3

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

Answer 4

yep, pretty cool. it's been ran on this site like 100 times. Still Funnneeee.

Answer 5

heard it before but still funny, a star for ya

Answer 6

I saw this before, but it is not funny.

Answer 7

awesome