Once a blonde was extreamly confused because...
..she thought a quarterback was a refund.
..she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
..she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
..she thought General Motors was in the army.
..she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
..she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
..under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
..she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate."
..she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "ONE WAY."
..she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
..when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left", she turned around and went home.
..when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
..she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
..if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
..she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
2007-08-16 09:11:07 · 10 answers · asked by Alice 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
..she had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."
Top 10 Blonde Inventions
Water-proof towel
Solar powered flashlight
Submarine screen door
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart board
A dictionary index
Ejector seat on a helicopter
Powdered water
Pedal-powered wheel chair
Water-proof tea bag
2007-08-16 09:11:57 · update #1
I hope she patent these ideas so another blonde won't steal them from her
lol
I especially liked the submarine screen door
2007-08-16 09:27:08 · answer #1 · answered by phatso 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! Funny! 10!
2007-08-16 14:12:46 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
for the inventions, how about an inflatable dart board?
2007-08-16 17:26:17 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Fancy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love this! my favorite is the inventions! star 4 u
2007-08-16 09:18:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good ones,
a star for you
2007-08-16 09:21:32 · answer #5 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol your funny! those are great jokes! i like all of them!
2007-08-16 09:24:43 · answer #6 · answered by Marie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
theyre stupid..heard all of those it seems like they were yo momma jokes and you just made them into blonde jokes..and the inventions..OLD..justt dontt..dont tryy again
2007-08-16 09:22:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
pretty cool ones.
2007-08-16 09:16:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those are good!! Thanks for a good laugh!!!
2007-08-16 09:17:56 · answer #9 · answered by That Blonde Rebel 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for making my morning. lol.
2007-08-16 22:13:09 · answer #10 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋