The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war
party.
The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In
honor
of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But,
before I
kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."
The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who
whispers in Silver's ear and the horse gallops away. Later that
evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back.
As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent
and spends the night.
The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a
very fine and loyal horse but I will still kill you in two days. What
is your second request?"
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to
him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear.
2007-08-16 08:51:26 · 10 answers · asked by nothing 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to
him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes
off across the plains and disappears over the horizon.
Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns,
this time with a brunette, even more attractive than the blonde.
She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are
indeed a man of many talents but I still kill you tomorrow. "What is
your last request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse....alone."
The Chief is curious but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone
Ranger's tent.
Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks
him square in the eye and says, "Listen very carefully you dumb ***
horse. For the last time . . . BRING POSSE!!!!"
2007-08-16 08:51:51 · update #1
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
thats funny! where'd you get that from?
2007-08-16 08:57:15 · answer #1 · answered by Misha A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that was funny as H*LL I am going to be sharing that one, a star for you
2016-04-01 16:39:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe that horse maby dumb but he brought good luck to that man
2007-08-16 09:12:56 · answer #3 · answered by sabine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg too funny
10/10
star for you
keep em coming
thx for the laugh
2007-08-16 09:01:22 · answer #4 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was soooo funny.thank you for makeing me laugh.you get a star.
2007-08-16 09:05:56 · answer #5 · answered by ♥dancer♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O M G !!!
ten points for you and a star.
omg...
2007-08-16 08:54:55 · answer #6 · answered by Zeera 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!
that was hilarious! really made me laugh!
2007-08-16 09:02:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLOL
2007-08-16 09:18:02 · answer #8 · answered by clancy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
* for u
2007-08-16 09:07:06 · answer #9 · answered by William R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it.
2007-08-16 09:45:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋