and there was a snail looking up at him
"have you got a drink of water please"
"p...ss off "says the bloke and kicks him down the bottom of the garden
3 weeks later theres another knock at the door,the bloke answers and theres the snail again looking up at him and says
"wat dya do that for?"
2007-08-16 08:45:36 · 10 answers · asked by ottenham dave 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
first one in days to make me laff. good job.
2007-08-16 08:48:37 · answer #1 · answered by JIM 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Beware, The "National Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Snails" will be after you for that one.
2007-08-16 08:52:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly but funny. 8/10.
2007-08-16 14:28:44 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
read something similar other day, soz hun. 7/10
2007-08-20 07:13:57 · answer #4 · answered by Foxie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then what happened did he get his water or die of thirst
2007-08-16 08:53:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-08-16 09:23:30 · answer #6 · answered by katie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my stars that went over my head for a while. can't speed read/glance over that one.
2007-08-16 08:49:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww cute
lol
2007-08-16 08:49:13 · answer #8 · answered by Srm2212 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was cute.
2007-08-16 08:48:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good un.
2007-08-16 08:52:24 · answer #10 · answered by steven e 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋