What is the best Blonde Joke ever?

Question

Mine is:
3 blondes trapped on a deserted island and discover a lamp.
1st blonde rubs it and a genie appears.
He grants them one wish each.
1st blonde says: "I really want to get off this island. Can you turn me into a redhead?"
Genie grants her wish and she turns into a redhead and she turns a lot smarter, figures outwhere the mainland is, and swims to safety.
2nd blonde says: "I really want to get off this island. Can you turn me into a brunette?"
Genie grants her wish and she turns into a brunette, she becomes really smart, cuts down some trees, builds a raft and sails to the mainland.
3rd blonde says: "I really want to get off this island. Can you turn me into a man?"
Genie grants her wish, she turns into a man and the man walks over a bridge to the mainland.

Whats yours?

Answer 1

That was nice.Heres a small one for ya:

A blonde was listening to Two men at a party talking about the recent space program. not wanting to be left out the blonde pipes up and says " I'd like to be the first woman to land on the sun"

The one fellow asks "don't you mean the moon?"

The blonde replys "theres already been a man on the moon, I'd like to be the first woman to land on the sun."

The other fellow asks in a puzzled tone "don't you think you'd burn up before you got there?"

The blonde replys "DUUUUUUAAH, I'd go at night!!!!!!!!!"

Answer 2

A blonde was driving home after work, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm.
Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop.
The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun.
He told her to just go home and blow into the tailpipe really hard,
and all the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe.
Nothing happened.
She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.
Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said,
"What are you doing?"
The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her
to blow into the tailpipe in order to get the dents to pop out.

Her roommate rolled her eyes and said,
..."HELLLLOOOO!!!
You need to roll up the windows."


A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park.
The brunette says suddenly, "Oh, look at that dead bird."
The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"

Answer 3

its not my favorite, but i know another version to your blonde joke. and i have to fix it cuz i screwed it up haha

3 girls that were best friends were trapped on a deserted island when they discovered a genies lamp. one was a red head, one was a brunette and one was a blonde

The redhead rubs the lamp and a genie appears.
He tells them he will grant them all 1 wish each.
the redhead says: "i wish i was back at my house with my family"
The genie grants her wish, and she returns home
the brunette says: "I wish i was in my bed in my house sleeping"
the genie grants her wish and she returns to her home, and is snug in her warm bed
the blonde takes about an hour to decide what she wants to wish for....
she becomes lonely and says "gee i'm really lonely here all by myself on this deserted island, i wish my two best friends were back here with me!"


haha stupppiiiddd girl

Answer 4

There was a pick-up going down the highway with five blonds in it; two in the cab (front) and three in the bed (back). Suddenly, it lost control, went off a bridge and into a river. The 2 in the front survived, because they got the doors open and swam to safety.But, the three blonds in the back drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate open.

Answer 5

ok heres one: sometime a blond colored her hair brown and become driving previous a sheep farm. She stoped and asked the farmer "If i can guess what number sheep you have am i able to have one sheep:? nicely the farmer agreed, she guessed the style. The farmer become shocked and allow her %. a sheep. She sead i want this one The farmer regarded puzzled and sead if i can guess your real hair shade am i able to have my sheep lower back. She agreed, he sead shes a blond. The blond become surprised and sead how did you comprehend The farmer sead "mam am i able to have my canines lower back?

Answer 6

i don't like blond jokes

Answer 7

4 chuckles for you and the others who answered!!!!! Thanks!!