A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. But decides, what the heck," as he says to himself. I really need a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, What's the name of your penis?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not Into any of that. All I want is a drink."
The gay waiter says, " I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan 'Just Do It'. That guy down at the end of the Bar calls his Snickers, because it really Satisfies."
The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he'll give him a second to think it over.
The cowboy turns to the man drinking a beer and sitting to his left and asks, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
The man looks back and says with a smile "TIMEX."
The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?"
The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!"
2007-08-16 08:27:24 · 15 answers · asked by Queen Latifah 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who happens to be sharing a fruity Margarita and asks, "So, What do you guys call yours?"
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality is Job One. "Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford Lately?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY....Like a Rock!" And gives a wink.
Even more shaken by all this the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is SECRET. Now give me a damn beer."
The bartender brings a beer and as he begins to pour it he turns to the cowboy with a puzzled look and asks, "Why Secret?"
The cowboy says, Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"
2007-08-16 08:27:40 · update #1
Hahahahaha, nice one, but i'm not telling you what mines called lol.
2007-08-16 15:05:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, Indeed. Luv it.
heh heh heh
Gurl, run this one in the Gay/Lesbian section see what kind of response you get.
2007-08-16 08:33:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl loved this one, 10/10
star for you
thx for the laugh
keep them coming
2007-08-16 09:34:46 · answer #3 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol think of that all by urself did u?
i agree with the first person!!! tell the gay lesbian section tell them now!!!
2007-08-16 08:38:40 · answer #4 · answered by Brittneyy.♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it
2007-08-16 08:36:45 · answer #5 · answered by zazafrasw 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-08-16 10:00:52 · answer #6 · answered by keesh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahhaha.naughty but funny =]
2007-08-16 08:35:02 · answer #7 · answered by Stephanie </3 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha....that's a good one. i never would've thought of that. he's smart.......tell him his drink is on me lmao
2007-08-16 08:33:47 · answer #8 · answered by jarrington1689 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
I liked it ;)
2007-08-16 08:40:56 · answer #9 · answered by MommaBear 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4 chuckles !!!!!!!! Made me laugh!
2007-08-16 08:52:43 · answer #10 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋