Any suggestions?
2007-08-16 08:10:18 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Military
go up to ppl and ask dem: "can i plz be beheaded" or "can u behead me or can u atleast find someone who can?"
or go to iraq
or stand next to a chopper
say "i love gorege bush!" and probly someone will comeup to u and chop off ur head
2007-08-16 08:12:57 · answer #1 · answered by TINA 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Move to Saudi-Arabia wearing a yarmulke and a star of David necklace. Then sleep with a married woman and steal copies of the Koran from the local mosque and set them on fire.
NOTE: I do NOT condone the above actions, but am merely answering the question asked.
2007-08-16 15:15:00 · answer #2 · answered by KenCosgrove 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't be stupid, there is no easy way to get beheaded, they are going to cut your head off! If you think this is easy, remember the thickness of your neck. Why would you want to be beheaded anyway?
2007-08-16 15:16:08 · answer #3 · answered by scottygirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go to Saudi Arabia and commit rape!
You will have spectators at your beheading at the town center!
Now, If you want to behead your "little" head between your legs,
All you have to do is place your "equipment" on a butchers block and use a heavy cleaver, machete, or K-bar, one good swoop and its all over! quite painless too!
2007-08-16 15:28:09 · answer #4 · answered by R.M. 61 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First you would have to have it surgically removed from you A**. What kind of idiot as a question like that. of course one that is insensitive to the people working hard in the middle east risking there lives so you don't have to. but then again if you have you head removed from your A** you would still have to have the complected surgery to get your brains out of there to be cause it has been up there so long the Sh*t has done a one for one swap
2007-08-16 15:20:09 · answer #5 · answered by SSGAllan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Odd question. Laying down on a railroad track sounds like the easiest.
2007-08-16 15:14:41 · answer #6 · answered by Jay 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about that guy in LaHabra California that cut his mothers head off with a chainsaw and then tried to cut his own head off but died before he could get the chainsaw all the way through his neck! True story
2007-08-16 15:20:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You could go to a country in Central or South America and wear a whole bunch of jewelry on your head and refuse to give it to the robbers... They have been known to cut fingers and wrists off.
2007-08-16 15:14:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Come to Dearborn Michigan and ask the people to help you. "OR" just drink a whole lot at a party and your head will feel as if it is falling off. Best thing to do? Go talk to someone and find out why you ask this question.
2007-08-17 17:03:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Moronic question from a moronic asker.
If you or any of your immediate family had lost somebody to this barbaric execution method you would not be so quick to shoot your fat mouth off!
And what does it have to do with the military??
Most people who have suffered this fate have been civilians.
2007-08-17 05:25:56 · answer #10 · answered by conranger1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋