2007-08-16 07:55:02 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If you were a flying squirrel you wouldn't even need the hang glider.
2007-08-16 07:59:20 · answer #1 · answered by Top Cat 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's the setting up the glider that might pose a problem, but if your sails were extremely flame-proof and you were wearing asbestos gloves, you could definitely launch a glider and core one of those thermals. Yee-haw.
That would not be an ordinary thermal, mind you, it would be a snaky twister from the very cauldron of hell. But seeing as how I'd have nothing to lose, I'd just try to hang on to this fuming demon of an updraft, try to ride this beast. And while I'm coring upwards, clutching the entrails of Mother Nature's very own spoiled brat with my 34 foot wingspan, I'd probably start feeling all warm and fuzzy towards this 1600 foot per minute boomer, this Wild Thing. I'd start singing to it whilst climbing towards heaven. No ordinary love song or anything like that, but something like this:
Wild Thing
You make my vario sing
You make everything groooovy
Wild Thing
Wild Thing
I think you're saving my butt
But I wanna know for sure
Come on Wild Thing, hold me tight
Don't -- spit -- me -- out.
Wild Thing
Snaky snaky Wild Thing
Come on, come on Wild Thing
You move me!
Well, that was fun.
2007-08-16 15:44:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do people always assume that hell must be hot?
It can be the other way round and if so.. what would your glider ride over.....?
2007-08-16 16:15:49 · answer #3 · answered by bakhan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..ok that was funny, but I think the hang glider would spontanously combust from all the heat!
2007-08-16 15:10:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too funny. Actually, it's the lake of fire and there is no escape. Make the wrong decision and suffer for eternity. That's a long freakin' time!
2007-08-16 15:00:49 · answer #5 · answered by High Flyer 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'll go get my asbestos-lined hang glider...
I might be a sinner, but I don't care anymore.
2007-08-16 15:01:58 · answer #6 · answered by Binary Purple 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like a great alternative energy source.
Right now it's use is monopolized by the establishment to keep the sheep in line.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh-1JVctSOY
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2007-08-16 15:00:40 · answer #7 · answered by gnosticv 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Only if there is cooler and denser air above it.
Anyway, read your Dante. The way to get out is to go down.
2007-08-16 15:01:16 · answer #8 · answered by Simon T 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hot air balloon!
You just need heat resistant materials.
2007-08-16 15:00:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
while the hot air would rise there would be cold air coming down to equalize the pressure...
of course that's science and we can have any of that in hell...
2007-08-16 15:02:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋