A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!!"
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "*****!!!"
They each continue on their way, and ..... as the man rounds the next
corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road ..... and dies immediately.
Men just don't listen.
2007-08-16 07:52:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A woman is driving up a steep mountain road. A man is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the man leans out of the window and yells "COW!!!"
The woman immediately leans out of her window and replies "B*******d!!!"
They each continue on their way and as the woman round the next bend she crashes straight into a cow in the middle of the road and dies instantly.
Women never Listen!!!
Touche!!!!!!
2007-08-16 08:07:21 · answer #1 · answered by bilbotheman 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ohhh men. They're just as bad as blondes
ps: check out my jokes A PRAYER and PRIEST OF THE KKK
2007-08-16 15:00:35 · answer #2 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
AH! The truth hurts.
2007-08-16 14:59:46 · answer #3 · answered by zazafrasw 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute! 2 chuckles for you today!
2007-08-16 14:58:32 · answer #4 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what did you say? I was staring at your avatar instead of reading the joke.
2007-08-16 16:20:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only 'cos women lie so much
2007-08-16 14:58:52 · answer #6 · answered by Rick J 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
great
and it's just so true :)
it really made me laugh so star for you
2007-08-16 14:58:49 · answer #7 · answered by Alice 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-08-16 15:00:31 · answer #8 · answered by ambassador 4 Christ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's what happen when you're bitter...misinterpret everything
2007-08-16 15:00:59 · answer #9 · answered by islandgirl God and family 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What ?
2007-08-16 14:59:24 · answer #10 · answered by SAMMY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋