in a remote post in the African desert.
During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.
He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
"Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women.
And sometimes the men have "urges". That's why we have the Molly the Camel."
The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about "urges". The camel can stay."
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges" and asks the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.
Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with Molly.
When he's done, he asks the First Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"
"No not really, sir... they usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are".
2007-08-16 07:41:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
mrshull thats terrible!!i see wot ur tryin to do tho.but why wud a Naval Officer or seaman be in the dessert??!!:-P
2007-08-16 08:04:57 · update #1
LOL! I have heard it before but still pretty funny. Thanks for sharing.
2007-08-16 08:43:15 · answer #1 · answered by myturn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that it was a Marine Corp Gunnery Sergeant!!
2007-08-16 14:44:47 · answer #2 · answered by randy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It should be a naval officer of somesort of navy man. Since the are sea men.
2007-08-16 14:54:58 · answer #3 · answered by mrshull1105 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I heard this one before but in spanish
2007-08-16 14:44:34 · answer #4 · answered by zazafrasw 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Noooooo!
I actually visualised it!
Icky, icky!
2007-08-20 14:39:29 · answer #5 · answered by Metal Gem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOOO!!! OMG...that was disturbing but funny
2007-08-16 14:45:45 · answer #6 · answered by islandgirl God and family 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats hilarious
2007-08-16 14:44:54 · answer #7 · answered by Patrik 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hilarious!
thx for the laugh :)
2007-08-16 14:52:41 · answer #8 · answered by Alice 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your silly.
2007-08-16 14:45:27 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao funny.
2007-08-16 14:44:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋