A young boy had just gotten his Driver's permit and asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son."You bring your grades up from a C to a B average,study your Bible a little, get your hair cut and we'll talk about the car." The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks his father said, "Son, I've been real proud. You brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm real disappointed you didn't get your hair cut." The young man paused a moment then said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair and there's even a strong argument that Jesus had long hair.
To this his father replied, "Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?"
2007-08-16 07:38:59 · 58 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes, indeed. Luv that one.
2007-08-16 07:45:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Smart dad and a joke worth a good laugh even at 2 a.m. this morning.
2007-08-23 19:53:29 · answer #2 · answered by marlynembrindle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
PMSL absolutely corker 10/10
2007-08-16 07:52:58 · answer #3 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's SO funny! Thankyou for making me laugh xx
2007-08-23 09:11:16 · answer #4 · answered by CindyLoo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Guess two outta three aint bad (hey and Meatloaf has long hair too)
:) xx
2007-08-16 09:12:22 · answer #5 · answered by Squirrel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did not see that punch line coming. Very good.
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2007-08-23 08:24:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Funny! Funny!
2007-08-23 07:22:57 · answer #7 · answered by inhis_image 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great joke !! Maybe I should tell this one to my sixteen year daughter who just got her driver's license ...lol
2007-08-24 05:37:21 · answer #8 · answered by Ruth 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha nice one lol
2007-08-24 06:35:38 · answer #9 · answered by June S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good needed the laugh !
2007-08-23 14:34:09 · answer #10 · answered by BRUCE L 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I loved that one!
Thanks for the laughs!
Here have a star! *
2007-08-23 08:59:10 · answer #11 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋