And dont spill one drop;and He would let you into Heaven,would you do it?
2007-08-16 06:45:10 · 22 answers · asked by Maurice H 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That depends, did he say it to me personally while floating on a cloud and radiating a golden aura, wearing a T-shirt that said I am God? Had I taken any psychoactive drugs? You're being too vague.
2007-08-16 06:52:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
If I heard and imaginary voice in my head asking for 1,000 cups of coffee, I'd seek help.
If there was reasonable proof that there was a god, I'd wonder why he wanted coffee, or if he was a silly as the ones that dictate mating practices, dietary habits, dress codes and hair styles.
First prove that god exists and then we'll have a serious talk about what to do.
*oh, question in lines of pascal's wager, pass me a beer*
2007-08-16 13:55:47 · answer #2 · answered by Pirate AM™ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What a trivial thing for your loving, forgiving god to do. I'm no atheist, I'm anti-theist so I imagine that for christians that means I'm going to hell no matter what. What is god going to do with 1000 cups of coffee anyway?
2007-08-16 13:59:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe in god, and the likelihood of your imaginary friends asking for anything is pretty low.
You make the assumption that we want to go to heaven. Do you really want to live forever? Is that a treat? I think it'd be boring.
2007-08-16 13:54:50 · answer #4 · answered by Mi Atheist Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh come ON! Of course not, anything saying it was an omniscient god that wanted 1,000 cups of coffee would be insane.
atheist
2007-08-16 13:52:59 · answer #5 · answered by AuroraDawn 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why would I beieve this person is God?
I'd direct this crazy person to the nearest mental institution... and instruct them that they probably should not let him have anymore coffee.
2007-08-16 13:57:04 · answer #6 · answered by hyperhealer3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd need to see if heaven was a worthwhile place to be in the first place
2007-08-16 14:01:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those cups of coffee would be empty by the time I got them to him. I'm tired today.
2007-08-16 13:52:16 · answer #8 · answered by The Bog Nug 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Maurice, I'm way past a thousand. I get nervous when I have blood in my caffeine system.
2007-08-16 13:54:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Is there wind in the vaccuous space of your head, or is it silent and still like a basement?
2007-08-16 13:52:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋