This isn't a question. I just thought of this joke and had to tell it.
How many trolls does it take to change a tire on a NASCAR race car????
None, they're all talk and no action!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
2007-08-16 06:12:00 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Auto Racing ➔ NASCAR
You know what's even funnier. Hoofhearted admitted this in a question he posted before...it apparently takes him 4 days to satisfy his wife! Not kidding...he admitted it.
2007-08-16 08:38:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Here's one
Billy Ray's in Love...
A small, Tennessee Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Reflecting on their problem, the park administrator thought of Billy Ray Oakley, a redneck part-time intern, who was responsible for cleaning the animals cages. Billy Ray wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed, but the strapping young man possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.
The park administrator thought they might have a solution. Billy Ray was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the lonely gorilla for $500.00?
Billy Ray showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Billy Ray announced that he would accept their offer, but only under four specific conditions:
"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her on the lips." The park administrator quickly agreed to this condition.
"Second," Billy Ray insisted, "you must never tell anyone about this." The park administrator again readily agreed to this condition.
"Third," Billy Ray aserted, "I want all the offspring to be raised Southern Baptist." Once again the administrator agreed.
And, last of all, Billy Ray stipulated, "You've got to give me another week to come up with that 500 dollars."
2007-08-16 14:18:29 · answer #2 · answered by Tina 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Too Funny! I love It!
Nascar Fans Rule!!!!
Nascar Rules!!!!!
2007-08-16 13:48:09 · answer #3 · answered by nascarfan31 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I take it the Nascar is getting hit with trolls, too? I frequent the Polls & Surveys (P&S) category & I guess the trolls are really out for it today!!
Anyway, that's a good one & Thanks for the 2 points! :)
2007-08-16 14:12:20 · answer #4 · answered by Lady Harley99 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was 2. Houfarted giving the directions and his ***** John G. doin' the heavy lifting.
Ah, maybe you are right. I don't think John-Gay can lift a tire.
2007-08-16 14:10:17 · answer #5 · answered by Jim M 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats good, I think alot of them would have problems lifting the tires lol
Because they are girlie men.
2007-08-16 14:21:56 · answer #6 · answered by tommy r 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great observation!
Go Jr.>>>>
2007-08-16 14:06:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds like the dept. of highways around here. One digging and 5 standing around watching.
2007-08-16 15:45:05 · answer #8 · answered by out for justice. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It only takes one, but they get 3 hours credit for it.
2007-08-16 15:02:57 · answer #9 · answered by Big Rick 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
Do they know how difficult it is to hit five lugs that quick?
2007-08-16 14:29:50 · answer #10 · answered by smokinuracing 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋