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A group of girlfriends are on vacation, when they see a
5-story hotel with a sign that reads “For Women Only”
Since they were without their boyfriends or parents, they decide to go
in.
The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works.
“We have 5 floors…go up floor by floor, and once
you find what you are looking for, you can stay there.
It’s easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what’s
inside”

So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads
“All the men here have it short and thin” …the friends laugh
and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the Second floor reads ”
All the men here have it long and thin”.

Still, this wasn’t good enough so the friends move
up to the Third floor, where the sign read
“All the men here have it short and thick”.

This was still another disappointment, but knowing there are
still 2 floors left, they move on to the next floor.
In the Fourth floor, the sign was perfect.
“All the men here have it long and thick”

The women get all excited and are going in when
they realize that there is one floor left.
Wondering what they were missing,
they go to the Fifth floor, where the sign read”

“There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove
that there is no way to please a woman” !!!!!!!!!

2007-08-16 06:08:52 · 15 answers · asked by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

haha that one is awesome!!! star for you chucky buddy!!

2007-08-16 08:41:09 · answer #1 · answered by Arraya 6 · 1 0

nice one chucky
just looked at your 360 blog where's all that blood come from, was u and tiff playing at the wrong time of the month, lol

2007-08-16 06:17:18 · answer #2 · answered by freddy 4 · 0 0

Yeah V good have a star

2007-08-16 06:17:19 · answer #3 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 0 0

Ha

2007-08-16 06:14:43 · answer #4 · answered by Ipecac 3 · 0 0

heard it lots of times over the years

2007-08-16 06:17:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

a man had to come up with that joke but it was still lol funny

2007-08-16 06:47:59 · answer #6 · answered by ♥dancer♥ 6 · 0 0

haha! very good! well done a star to you

2007-08-16 07:08:42 · answer #7 · answered by Nics 2 · 0 0

lol ahahahahhahaha i luv it and its true !!! and im a woman !

2007-08-16 06:14:27 · answer #8 · answered by ☆STAR☆ 3 · 0 0

funny

2007-08-16 06:13:22 · answer #9 · answered by jack 1 · 0 1

TRUE SO VERY TRUE - and funny with it

2007-08-16 06:19:27 · answer #10 · answered by TreesRGreen 4 · 0 0

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