A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes.
In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump.
''No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes,'' he said to himself. He proceeded to get out his hammer and flattened the hump.
As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. ''Here,'' she said, handling him his pack of cigarettes. ''I found them in the hallway.''
''Now,'' she said, ''if only I could find my parakeet.''
2007-08-16 05:22:29 · 7 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You are soooooooooooooooooo ugly that I think you should cover your face with a carpet or after two seconds you will be the only one left in the world coz everyone would die. And just coz of you ugly,stupid and wrinkly face.
2007-08-16 05:31:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Well, what a nice burial! The parakeet is part of her home now!
2007-08-16 06:04:35 · answer #2 · answered by junsumoney 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me laugh! 3 chuckles for you!
2007-08-16 07:42:36 · answer #3 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You never know what you might find under the carpet. Thanks and have a STAR as well.
2007-08-16 06:21:53 · answer #4 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha....poor bird. sucks to be the lady and the bird i guess. sucks to be her when the bird starts to stink.....she'll never be able to guess what it is lmao
2007-08-16 05:45:20 · answer #5 · answered by jarrington1689 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-08-16 09:03:07 · answer #6 · answered by sunshine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sucks for her
2007-08-16 05:29:09 · answer #7 · answered by thegerbilguy1 (tech and WoW) 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋