A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog."
"But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered.
"But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered: "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack."
2007-08-16 05:19:41 · 6 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow....that cant be good for the dog....still funny though. star for you
2007-08-16 05:49:40 · answer #1 · answered by jarrington1689 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting enough there is a blind skydiver. He jumps in california I think. He doesn't jump with a dog. (there are some skydiving dogs by the way). He has audible altimeters and communicates with a radio for his friends to help him fly and land his parachute.
2007-08-16 17:38:14 · answer #2 · answered by Merlyn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 chuckles for you! Funny one, aren't you!
2007-08-16 14:45:59 · answer #3 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny indeed.
2007-08-16 12:26:06 · answer #4 · answered by Huw 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow that was good. have a star.
2007-08-16 13:18:09 · answer #5 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-08-16 16:04:48 · answer #6 · answered by sunshine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋