They say Jesus did the same but I wasn't around then!
2007-08-16 04:31:57 · 39 answers · asked by Robb the B.D.C. 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He died on the bog, eating a cheeseburger. A fine example to us all.
2007-08-16 05:29:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because Elvis had sins, there is no way he could die for ours. Only Jesus could, because He was without sin.
2007-08-16 04:51:21 · answer #2 · answered by kaz716 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Elvis didn't die. He's everywhere.
Sometimes, stopped at a traffic signal, or walking through a parking lot, I still hear him singing off there somewhere.
2007-08-16 04:35:06 · answer #3 · answered by Jack P 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Geesh a lot of Elvis bashers on here.
No one is able to die until it is their time !
We all sin, let he without sin caste the 1st stone.
Ask anyone who has experienced ..... well Jimmy Hendrix EXPERIENCED but he's gone and not coming back anytime soon.
2007-08-16 04:41:24 · answer #4 · answered by Dream 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Elvis died for all of our sins, and then a few days later a bunch of Elvis impersonators saw him rise from the dead. He will come again, I tell ya!
2007-08-16 04:36:26 · answer #5 · answered by europa312 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Elvis is running a bait shop in Mississippi.
2007-08-16 04:36:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Elvis died eating a cheeseburger and wearing a big nappy.
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone!
2007-08-16 04:35:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Elvis died because of his excessive gluttony.
There is no comparrison between Jesus and Elvis
2007-08-16 04:41:59 · answer #8 · answered by holly 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Dying on the crapper just kind of lacks the dramatic impact of being crucified, doesn't it?
So, if they start an Elvis-based religion, what are they going to use as a symbol...?
2007-08-16 04:38:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Elvis did not honour his temple - and it collapsed on the floor in his bathroom
2007-08-16 05:41:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
agree with most sensible answers here.
elvis killed himself with gluttony.
the drug-overdose's just a conspiracy theory spread by burger-king!
since when is a drugs overdose easier to handle than gluttony?
but i suppose fatties will accept a drug overdose, as they can continue to ignore their own obesity!
poor elvis even in death he still spreads controversy.
:(
jesus didn't kill himself!
the jewish leaders/money-lenders didn't like him or his new angle on worshipping god, without paying for the privilege.
& conspired with the romans to get rid of the thorn in their side.
i wasn't there either, but that's what the bible says.
take it or leave it.
2007-08-16 04:49:17 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋