2007-08-16 04:24:19 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Mental Health
Have a girl perform sex on you, then insist on watching a football game with you while she doesn't talk.
2007-08-16 04:31:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Jay, don't know if someone has already told you this or not.... your birth certificate is false. So is your passport, driving license and all your other Id's.
Your real name is Andrei Chikatilo, the famous Russian serial killer. In the last moment before execution, you volunteered for an advanced memory change experiment, in exchange for your life. The experiment erased nearly everything from your former life. They sent you to the US in disguise to protect you from the victims' families...
Ask the rest from your so-called mother.
2007-08-16 06:27:01 · answer #2 · answered by Algernon 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'd be really kind and loving and I'd never do anything to hurt you. I'd make sacrifices if I saw that you had a need...isn't THAT shocking?
2007-08-16 04:39:32 · answer #3 · answered by rain4him *Stranger In Most Towns 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why would I tell you? If I told you then I could never shock you!!
2007-08-16 04:32:19 · answer #4 · answered by blonde at <3 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I'd just be nice to you. In today's world, that would probably come as a shock! (lol)
2007-08-16 04:29:46 · answer #5 · answered by Blue Oyster Kel 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
START A WRESTLING MATCH!!!
Evil Zombie Jesus vs. Hitler's Brain in a Great White Shark
2007-08-16 05:18:59 · answer #6 · answered by Daniel B 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chase after you at midnight with a sickle while I'm wearing a hockey mask.
2007-08-16 04:48:49 · answer #7 · answered by jaycar122 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what would i do to shock you is ,
tell you to get a life
2007-08-16 04:37:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I would start with a 12 volt battery charger and some wet sponges.
2007-08-16 04:28:38 · answer #9 · answered by c.arsenault 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I would use the manners my mommy taught me. If I were male, I would open the door for a woman. In this day and age, anyone who remembers to be well-mannered is SHOCKING. The rest of the stuff is passe.
2007-08-16 04:29:59 · answer #10 · answered by Smiley 2 · 1⤊ 5⤋