what do you get when you cross a redneck man with a redneck woman?
A pickup truck with 12 kids in the back.
2007-08-16 04:01:17 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha
2007-08-17 02:46:06 · answer #1 · answered by Spelling Police 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I got a few redneck jokes for ya........
At the police station, Bubba explained to the police officer why his cousins shot him.
"Well," Bubba began, "We wuz havin' a good time drinking, when my cousin Ray picked up his shotgun and said, 'Hey, der ya fellows wanna go hunting?'"
"And then what happened?" the officer interrupted.
"From what I remember," Bubba said, "I stood up and said, 'Sure, I'm game.'"
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Two rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune!
The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.
As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?"
The other guy says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
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You might be a redneck if...
You prefer the Sears catolog to Charmin.
Your blood alcohol content has ever exceeded your I.Q.
You think deer hunting should be an olympic sport.
You have a set of 16 matching salad bowls, and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
You have to call the police more than once a week to remove your drunk mother-in-law from your front lawn.
Your name is Billy Joe Jim Bob III.
You ever spent the night in the bed of your truck rather than paying for a motel room.
None of your zippers have all their teeth either. 49.You are driving the car you were conceived in.
You've ever used scissors on food.
You've ever re-used a paper plate.
2007-08-16 05:10:14 · answer #2 · answered by russbillen 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaaa thats so funny. I guess nobody really got but me.
Another funny thing.
My best friend is moving to North Carolina today. I talked with her new boyfriend over there and he sounds like guy on King of the Hill that you can't understand. lol he said to me "houdonmam" or thats what it sounded like he had to repeat it 3x and it was " how are you doing mam" lol, its great.
2007-08-16 04:07:46 · answer #3 · answered by 2shay 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow
2007-08-16 04:05:14 · answer #4 · answered by Bibi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really.their just a redneck couple.
2007-08-16 04:05:35 · answer #5 · answered by ♥dancer♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no your a red neck if your house has wheels but your car dont.... now if the pickup didnt have wheels then that would make since... lol
2007-08-16 04:06:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, i've heard everything now. That's why I don't date a redneck..........
2007-08-16 04:06:40 · answer #7 · answered by criminal_justice2007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sad but true..
But you forgot all the hound-dogs under the front porch.
2007-08-16 04:06:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No! ifn you crossem you gotta fight! Ifn you breed em you get that truck load a'younguns!
2007-08-16 04:04:28 · answer #9 · answered by OBI 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one...star!
2007-08-16 04:11:09 · answer #10 · answered by chevroletgirl00 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋