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Did he take his own name in vain?????


(He was a carpenter so you know it had to have happened.)

2007-08-16 03:53:26 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

"Me, that hurt!"

2007-08-16 03:59:10 · answer #1 · answered by listen68 3 · 3 0

Jesus never sinned, and saying the lord's name in vain is against the ten commandments. Any ways, if Bob hit his thumb, would he screem"Bob!"? So why would Jesus yell out"Jesus!"

2007-08-16 11:15:27 · answer #2 · answered by chevroletgirl00 3 · 0 1

He said Jimmney Crickets

2007-08-16 11:00:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"Jesus tap-dancing Christ! I'll be damned, I broke the nail. Why the Hell does this **** always happen to me?"

2007-08-16 11:07:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Holy Mother of Jesus.........

2007-08-16 11:18:14 · answer #5 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0 0

he calmly stopped working, bowed down and prayed "God D*mn that hammer"

2007-08-16 11:24:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

he said " oh me oh my that hurts", then he he lay his other hand on the hurt one and healed it. I bet he thought " its good to be the king"

2007-08-16 11:04:48 · answer #7 · answered by no_rest_for_me 2 · 2 0

Chuck Norris damn it!

2007-08-16 11:27:12 · answer #8 · answered by c_o_ldbr_ai_n 3 · 1 0

"Ah dam I thought this was a dream".

2007-08-16 10:58:10 · answer #9 · answered by medgy17 2 · 0 0

"Sante in Cielo"

2007-08-16 11:04:14 · answer #10 · answered by ed 7 · 0 0

PEAS AND RICE (say it aloud)

2007-08-16 11:00:38 · answer #11 · answered by Morty 5 · 1 0

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