Then as part of an organised religion I can post any old crap on Y/A and report people for not saying what I want them to say.
2007-08-16 03:52:56 · 34 answers · asked by ross x 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes Zap it most definately would you very lucky man.
2007-08-16 04:04:04 · update #1
Sinister footwear will be compulsory. We must have a sacred animal as well, maybe a frog with dirty little lips?
2007-08-16 04:05:44 · update #2
Yes, Moon as she prefers to be called will be worshipped whether she likes it or not.
2007-08-16 04:51:32 · update #3
It sounds all very nice n all, but as soon as, say "The Church of our beloved Captain Beefhart" comes along, I fear the amount of blood that will be spilt. And what for I ask you?! All in the name of zany music!!! JUST UNITE WE CAN ALL BE ZANY TOGETHER!!! I pray to the holy kate bush mother of zany that this wont happen. Any other Zany musicians we can add to this roster?
2007-08-16 04:33:37 · answer #1 · answered by indie9999 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Only if we get to wear Sinister Footwear on the Sabbath....
Hmmm...and come to think of it, Frank Zappa DID play the Pope in that episode of "The Ren & Stimpy Show" with Powdered Toast Man:
PTM: Quickly, man! Cling tenaciously to my buttocks!
Pope: Both of them? [Faceplants between PTM's butt-cheeks]
2007-08-16 03:57:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Hello. This is Ethel. Billy the Mountain and I would like to join your church, but Billy would like to be in charge of everything . . . you know how those mountains can get. We will give a portion of our royalty checks ("Royalty check is in honey") and we will, if necessary, uproot Ethel (me) and put her on the other side of the mountain, because we all know she will be coming 'round the mountain when she comes (when she comes??? heh heh heh).
Billy could be the Idol. Think about it. Billy. Idol. Billy. Idol. Om (or should that be, Ohm?).
2007-08-16 04:28:15 · answer #3 · answered by Shihan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm in! Zappa had an exceptional talent as a composer and a brilliant head on his shoulders when it came to important issues such as censorship. If I was to respect and admire anyone it would be him.
2007-08-16 03:58:20 · answer #4 · answered by Ian L 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Does this mean that Moon Unit is the son of God and therefore the second coming?
2007-08-16 04:47:12 · answer #5 · answered by boojumuk 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Count me in, but I'll be a breakaway sect: Disciples of Captain Beefheart
2007-08-16 03:58:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I think that's a branch of Goat Boy's Church of the Unwashed Heathen, isn't it?
2007-08-16 03:56:57 · answer #7 · answered by Cheryl E 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
As long as I can be the priest who is ordained to deflower the virgins before they marry, I'm in!
2007-08-16 04:00:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm cool with the Valley Girl aspect, but like, I'm SO totally not like, you know, into reporting people, like OK?
2007-08-16 03:57:31 · answer #9 · answered by Marvelissa VT 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
As long as I don't have to go to the Rectory basement with Father Riley.
Thank you.
2007-08-16 03:57:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋