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I doubt there was anything like a Preist or anything back then. Doesnt that mean that THEY had premarital sex? And, about the forbidden fruit, wasnt that magic mushrooms? My book of Cod tells me that Adam & Eve Smith were never married & they had sex. Eve got pregnant & Adam got cold feet & took off with Steve. Adam & Steve went to the pub, got drunk & ate the forbidden fruit - magic mushrooms.

Is this true? My book says it is.

2007-08-16 03:07:31 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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LOL. I like you're book. Way more interesting than the Christian Bible.

2007-08-16 05:32:47 · answer #1 · answered by Dawn 5 · 0 0

I dont think your book is right, steve wasn't a drinker.... I don't think they were married because technically eve was a body part of adam and not even a real person. I don't know maybe God married them, or that serpent in the apple tree or something.

2007-08-16 03:12:50 · answer #2 · answered by SmEllY! 6 · 2 0

Marriage is a creation ordinance and is an institution which is entered into via the civil government. Since Adam was the closest thing to a civil official, he would have married himself to Eve. But ultimately all marriages are done by God "what God has joined together, let man not put asunder".

There is NO such thing as marriage between man and man. Such a thing is called an abomination in the scriptures.

2007-08-16 03:15:34 · answer #3 · answered by Brian 5 · 0 2

Priests don't marry couples. Couples marry each other. It is the exchange of vows that creates a marriage, not anything the priest does. The couple are the ministers of the sacrament to each other. The priest is the official witness of the Church, but since the Church didn't exist at the time of Adam and Eve, that wasn't necessary, or possible.

2007-08-16 03:13:22 · answer #4 · answered by PaulCyp 7 · 2 1

marriage is an institution created by man, not by god. God could care less whether or not they have some stupid piece of paper announcing their commitment. i think that marriage is just a way for the powers in charge to make money off the people.

plus what is the full title of this book you keep posting about???

2007-08-16 05:43:28 · answer #5 · answered by robin s 3 · 0 0

I hope Adam at least gave her a 2 Karat Diamond ring.

2007-08-16 06:25:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

According to Genesis, God married Adam & Eve. Why do you need a priest when God himself is right there?

2007-08-16 03:16:52 · answer #7 · answered by Randy G 7 · 2 1

God. though i doubt an actual ceremony was performed. After all, eve was created flesh of his flesh. A help mate for adam.

2007-08-16 03:11:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Yes and there children all had sex with each other and had different colour babies the wonderful wizard of God

2007-08-18 03:07:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Actually Eve was Adams second wife... The first one he couldn't dominate, so he divorced her.

2007-08-16 03:12:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

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