Christian, Muslim, or Jew.. Which would you rather be stranded on a deserted island with and why?

Question

I would rather spend my time with a Jew... At least I would hear some interesting stories and pick up a few new jokes.

Answer 1

As long as that person is a female nymphomaniac. . .we can work it out.

Answer 2

There are often wild pigs on deserted islands left by sailors from centuries ago as a ready food supply should they sail that way.

So, as for food compeition, the Muslim and the Jew would be reluctant to eat the pigs. Thus leaving the Christian 'out' as a choice for me.

So, between the two - I'd go with the Jew. He wouldn't try to convert me. Unless there was booze also left on the island. Then I'd have to go with the Muslin - he's not allowed to drink my booze!

Answer 3

My roommate is Jewish and I get along great with him. I also have many Christian friends. I'm sure I could get along well with a Muslim Island-mate too, but they wouldn't pull their full weight in the work of survival because they have to take all those prayer breaks.
My selection criteria would be:
If any one of them were female, that's an automatic winner.
If two or more are female, then the hottest.
If all are male, then I choose the one that has the most experience in boat-making or a related trade.

Answer 4

I wouldn't care if it was a Christian, Muslim, Jew, Atheist, Agnostic, Hindu, or whoever. If it was a Christian, we would be able to discuss our religion together and learn & be uplifted by each other. If it was someone else, we could talk about the differences in our beliefs; or if they didn't want to, we could exchange knock-knock jokes. Whatever. As long as they are friendly and respectful, I wouldn't have a problem with anyone.

Answer 5

If I'm stranded on an island, I would assume that I'd have no choice in the matter. But if you're asking whom I'd get along with in long-term isolation, I'd have to go with a Jewish person. (Sorry to the other contestants!) By and large, the Jewish people I've known have more humility and, therefore, wouldn't presume that it's their way or the high way. There is that stereotype about Jewish mothers, though...

Answer 6

Hmmm... Well not the Christian. They'll try to covert me the whole time we're on the island. The Muslim would be pretty cool but he/she better let me eat my meat I catch. The Jew wouldn't be bad. At least we would both die laughing

Answer 7

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Answer 8

Of course, I would prefer to be with another Muslim. We could pray together, and the divine reward for prayer in congregation is many times greater than for individual prayer.

Answer 9

I want to be stranded with that Muslim Groucho Marx
I believe he is Christian.

Answer 10

It doesn't really matter to me, but if I would absolutely have to choose, I'd choose an Orthodox Jew--common ground, lots to talk about, many other things.

Answer 11

It depends if there's a steady supply of food on the island. I would choose whomever looks less stringy.