Setting off at 22:00 GMT tonight, I have arranged the next handbasket ride. Anyone in my (the driver's) immediate vicinity will be shielded from the heat, as I am a fire elemental demon after all.
Thing is, I haven't got a suitable basket for mere mortals, so I need someone with a genuine Wiccan wicker basket to bring it along.
Bran muffins will be provided, along with sunblock SPF 5,000.
Are there any VT's interested in coming for the show?
2007-08-16 01:23:44 · 32 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You got it Raji. Any necessary provisions other than previously stated WILL be available on request.
ps Is it me or is there a shortage of genuine VT's today? I don't think I've ever seen so many that are totally not getting it.
Although they HAVE been funny, so thumbs up to the serious ones.
2007-08-16 04:23:13 · update #1
Binary, you are so right. There is someone missing, hence why this excursion is already 2 hours late. Don't worry everyone. You're all aboard, and we will set off tomorrow instead.
2007-08-16 12:07:06 · update #2
((((Shihan))))
At long last, we're ready to go. Who did you think we were all waiting for? I couldn't leave this plane without you, so I put back launch to wait for u.
Everyone, we're all set for 10pm GMT tomorrow.
2007-08-16 14:16:23 · update #3
GMT is EST + 5 hours.
So you're looking at 5pm.
I don't know for most of America, but in TX, OK and IN, the difference is 6 hours.
2007-08-16 23:12:01 · update #4
Oky the time has arrived!!! 15 minutes behind schedule, but I was just sorting a few things. We are now officially away on our ride.
ummmm... I never actually thought about how this is meant to work, so I will resolve the question, marking the launch.
2007-08-17 10:16:07 · update #5
Uch. *tut* That darned peanut butter melted all over my handbasket.
*tsk*
(continues scrubbing the lining of her wonderful Wiccan Wickerbasket while wondering if all will wait for her)
(((Retro))) Who ya gonna ride with?
EDIT: Looks like you don't need me anymore since you have the purple taint . . . tee hee!!!
*tsk* And now I have blasted chocolate all over my new dress.
EDIT: What is GMT in EST hours? I do NOT want to miss this ride!
2007-08-16 13:53:43 · answer #1 · answered by Shihan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As long as you promise me that there's not going to be any turbulence or strong vibrations of any kind in this basket. Not even loud music. I'm very sensitive where it matters, and I wouldn't want to wet the Wiccan wicker with my wicked water.
Unless of course no one minds.
EDIT: Why do I get the suspicion that there is a certain 'someone special' who should be here, and isn't?
EDIT2: I'm allergic to bran, so if I let someone else eat on my muffin, would it be ok if I got the belgian buns out?
I'm so glad your R&S sweetheart arrived. I don't like to see a miserable face. Let's have a good trip.
*psst... maybe you should have a virtual wedding. It worked for some of the others*
2007-08-16 04:41:19 · answer #2 · answered by Binary Purple 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bran muffins give me gas. If there aren't going to be any peanut butter cups, then count me out. Supply peanut butter cups and I'll bring the mead AND the Wicca Wicker basket.
Raji the Green Witch
2007-08-16 02:33:34 · answer #3 · answered by Raji the Green Witch 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hell! Here I come! Much more interesting than that religion thing.
See you there.
ps. Is god coming? Or is he still busy causing tsunami`s and earthquakes to kill people? He hasn`t made a very good job of forming this earth after billions and billions of years and he`s still altering parts of it.
Either he`s on overtime or he`s a sloppy or slow worker but what is most amazing he has thousands of people with a low-intelligence rating to back him up.
2007-08-16 01:33:20 · answer #4 · answered by Montgomery B 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Count me in! I`ll bring the beer! But someone else should bring the salty crackers because beer and muffins don`t go together that good to say the least... Anyone?
2007-08-16 07:00:46 · answer #5 · answered by stephan rs 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Im pretty sure Ill end up there anyway. I dont believe in god so apparently its written up for me already... Is there an option? Is the tooth fairy taking on surgery extraction apprentices or santa clause? He could divorce Mrs in a mid life crisis and pick me... Hell sounds exciting anyway, let me know 10 mins before leaving.. need to dust off the bikini... and please can we have blueberry instead, bran is for librarians.
2007-08-16 01:35:10 · answer #6 · answered by blerchus4incapet 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Helllllllooooooo dahhhhhhhhhhling retro man, this is Lady M, aka, VT extraordinnaire.
If you bring the flour, I'll bring the yeast, we'll sprinkle on the sugar, turn up the hellish heat and see what rises.....
Yeah baby, hello hell in mamma's basket of love bread.
(am I tempting enough...?)
2007-08-16 07:01:10 · answer #7 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
And in case you think in faith you will lack good judgment, it is your punishment from me, that's greater important than 'hell'. So merely take half-hour to study a technology e book, I assure your satisfaction.
2016-10-15 12:50:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder if the pocketwatch I traded my soul for will work in a wicca basket? Be nice to be with my friends again...
2007-08-16 15:33:53 · answer #9 · answered by balloon buster 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll bring the special Kool-Aid!
Who's gonna bring the bananas?
2007-08-16 01:33:03 · answer #10 · answered by Marvelissa VT 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋