Observations. Why....?

Question

1. can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
5. do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Answer 1

gd questions!! i have a few more ---

1. Why do people who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the **** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where
the bathroom is?

2. Why are people willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. Why do people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." **** off. What good is a damn cake if you can't eat?

4.hy do people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the **** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. Why do people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No asshole, I paid $7.50 to come to the theatre and stare at the ******* ceiling up there.

6. Why do people ask "Can I ask you a question?"..... Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?

7. When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then it's an improvement, then it must not be the first one!!

8. Why when a cop pulls you over do they ask if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole you ******* pulled me over!

Answer 2

we don't call you a racist considering the fact which you probably did not vote for Obama, we call you racist because of the fact of people like the "birthers" and "teabaggers" who got here out of the timber paintings whilst the black guy got here alongside. the place have been the "birthers" whilst John McCain replaced into working for President? He replaced into born in Panama. the place have been the teabaggers whilst Bush replaced into working 1000 billion dollar conflict off the federal budget and coming up super federal classes like "No newborn Left in the back of"? while you at the instant are not racists, you're actually hypocrites.

Answer 3

why do stores open 24 hours have locks on the doors?

why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Answer 4

Nice1 mate
Why did the Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Answer 5

i thought the monster circle had kicked you out for making silly adverts wearing a silly newcastle shirt

i must get on to them, you bring down the rep of proper monsters like me

Answer 6

Shows ya how smart the world really is.

Answer 7

Lol they are intresting, have a star for making me think.

Answer 8

it works

Answer 9

just some of the joys (and mysteries) of living!

Answer 10

Good question... Erm... Nope, I don't know...